One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that’s how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked.
Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu...?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!" :)
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this emphasize of the fact that how much its Imp to Position oneself skillfully ;)
u choice of jokes r too good bhaiya :)
Nice one bhaiyya!!!... Now i will select hiding places carefully ;)
ULTIMATE :)
yahh gud one for a change :P
hahahahahhehehehehehhohohohohohhihihihihihih! Nice joke bhaiya! Answer of the third person is really unexpected one. How can someone sit in a fridge?!
Jai HO :)